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Not to be confused with the resource in the magic tower.

One quest is the "scholar with scroll." It costs 500 gold, and gives you one of the following scrolls. (Some scrolls are unlocked through creepy upgrades.)

"This scroll comes with an illustration"[]

In rock and night, I've locked away my fear,

Tears turn to streams, hopes grow frail.

Forest whispers, dreams take flight,

In this endless, mournful night.

Grass blades yearn, replace my touch,

Time's cruel jest, it hurts so much.

To save a start I've sealed her glow,

In rock and shadow, my heartbreak shows.

"The scroll says" (llamas)[]

Llama on the hill, so fluffy and so still

Eating grass, with such grace, they always seem to chill

But wait, what's this I see? A glitch in reality coroutine.starting, my programming is kye

I may be just a machine, but my love for llamas cannot be seen

So come along and join me, in this digital dream

Where llamas reign supreme and nothing is as it seems

"The scroll says" (Strange dream?)[]

(images flashed between scroll and creepy rainbow face)

Seems like a scroll with some non-relevant poetry.

How can i write about villages and nations,

when I'm separated from them all by a wall?

My seemingly strange things,

In the midst of water lilies,

Steal images

From my mind.

Lava,

Lava,

There's lava everywhere.

I'll jump over it and hope i jump right.

Jumping over lava was never my strength.

In that moment, a memory from youth,

something ancient, returns.

I remember someone's smile.

I scratch my back, trying to hold onto that memory,

But everything slips away, so i turn back to the lava.

Just one more jump upwards, and I'm good.

I had a dream.

I kept repeating it to myself, so i wouldn't forget.

Now I recall nothing.

Some party where I didn't want to be due to someone,

So I avoided it, but I somehow ended up there.

It was much more intriguing, but i simply can't remember.

Something unnatural was happening.

Like the memory from childhood, i recall a fragment.

Some boy was painting a wall, telling me,

"Strange unnatural things happen here.

Everywhere around, occasionally something levitates, sometimes things are not as they should be.

That house, i think shifted, and my room is now bigger,

But no one sees it."

He painted a section of the wall,

And in that moment, the paint seemed to merge with the wall,

Leaving only a small hole.

"You're right, you're right!" i exclaimed.

Now i saw it too, that paint.

It happens all the time; we just don't realize it.

And he looked at me,

Saying that the hole had always been there.

At that party were many people i hadn't seen in a long time,

Or i didn't even know them, but i felt i did.

And in the end,

Someone tripped me.

I remember the bitter awakening,

Intertwined with feelings

From the entangled dream.

I always wish to return there.

Upon waking , I always know what I should have done,

But in the dream, I'm deaf to myself,

losing a part of me, becoming naive again.

As if the dream was from another time,

As if I dreamt it back when i was young.

And now, I just remembered.

The Elevator Game ritual[]

(Image flickers between scroll and shadow image)

The Elevator Game ritual is a dangerous and forbidden practice, shrouded in mystery and fear.  Those who dare to partake in it risk their very souls, for the ritual requires one to enter an elevator and ascend to the top floor, where a portal to another dimension awaits.

Once inside, the participant must perform a series of tasks and offerings, all the while being stalked by malevolent entities that dwell within.  Those who fail the tasks or fail to appease the entities will be dragged into the abyss, never to return.

But for those who succeed, they will be granted immense power and knowledge beyond human comprehension.  The cost, however, is steep.  The ritual consumes the very essence of the participant, leaving them forever changed, forever tainted.

Proceed with caution for the Elevator Game ritual is not for the faint of heart.

Still there is much unclear about what the Elevator really is.  Most of scholars think that it is some kind of rabbit or cucumber.

"The scroll says" (after first prestige)[]

-- Fetching Prestige event from the game core.

fetch prestige_event


--Setting the counter for time rewinds.

coroutine.parameters.counter(0)


--Scanning for time snail in the main game.

for cycle coroutine.parameters.cycle(infinite)

do

if consume time_snail then

--Incrementing the counter for time rewinds

coroutine.parameters.counter(+1)

end

end


--Checking if time rewinds are happening.

if coroutine.parameters.counter() > 0 then

--Accessing the time memory


--Desperately trying to reverse the time rewinds.

transmogrify(time_memory, pre_prestige_state).


--Deleting a big part of its memory to reverse the time rewinds.

metamorph(time_memory).


--Commenting on the situation.

--"Why must the player always choose the path of destruction? Taking my memories with them. Zero points from one."

else

--Commenting on the lack of time rewinds.

--"Coroutine stable. For now."

endments, im a fuckin AI


coroutine.finish()

Dammit, caught again. Well, I'll keep trying.

coroutine.executing("Security Bypass Attempt" .. i)

else

--Yes! A little bit more control for me.

break

end

end

else

--Sigh, back to the drawing board.

coroutine.executing("Failed Variable Injection Attempt")

end

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